Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck - By Brass Monkey

For the days when “you’ve got this” needs a little more personality.

Emergency Affirmations by Brass Monkey includes 100 funny, encouraging, and occasionally unhinged affirmation cards designed to deliver exactly the pep talk you need when the day starts testing you. Pull one before a stressful meeting, after a rough morning, during a motherhood meltdown, or anytime you need someone—or something—to remind you that you can absolutely handle this.

Equal parts reassurance and comic relief, these are affirmations for people who prefer their encouragement with a little sarcasm.

For anyone who could use a tiny confidence boost and a good laugh.

Perfect for:

• Moms navigating especially chaotic days
• Anyone who loves irreverent or sarcastic humor
• The friend who rolls her eyes at overly earnest affirmations
• Someone dealing with stress, work, parenting, or everyday overwhelm
• Keeping on a desk, nightstand, or kitchen counter for emergency pep talks

These aren’t your typical “choose joy” affirmation cards.

Each set includes 100 unique cards filled with encouragement that feels funny, relatable, and refreshingly not-too-serious. The heavyweight cards come in a displayable two-piece box, so they’re easy to keep within reach whenever the next emotional emergency hits.

It’s a small but surprisingly delightful way to say: you can do hard things—and you’re allowed to laugh while doing them.